Subscribe via email

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Who?

My photo
This blog is from 2007 - 2008. When this was going on: I'm trying to drive three Trabants 15,000 miles from Germany to Cambodia with a bunch of international accomplices. We set off from Germany on July 23rd, 2007, and hope to be in Cambodia by December. To see the route of our global odyssey, which we're calling Trabant Trek, go here: http://www.trabanttrek.org/route or www.myspace.com/trabanttrek
Showing posts with label Bishkek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bishkek. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 October 2007

THE PLAN: An Update

THE PLAN: An Update
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
October 25th, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

THE Plan has changed.
It is a theme of the Trek that our plan develops or mutates as constantly as the reasons for invading Iraq.
“Oh it is part of the War On Terror. No actually it is to find WMD. No sorry I meant it was to spread democracy in the Middle East. Shit, that’s not working- we did it to overthrow a tyrant.”
Well we should really head north. Oh no that won’t work, we’ll go east. Actually that cant happen. Ok we’ll ship the cars. Oh there are a few problems there. Fine, back to the original plan.
This has been happening for a month now.
Living in such shifting sands would probably make people of a more structured persuasion go slowly mental. But we Trekkers are used to it now.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
In the last few days we have received new information:
First we learned it would take 40 days to ship our cars from Mongolia to Thailand. That seemed to rule out the northern route and leave us with little option but to ship from here. Then we found out shipping from here to Bangkok would also take 40 days, rather than the “two or three weeks” we were originally quoted.
Then we got an email from our Chinese travel agency saying they have managed to get our visa dates pushed back a fortnight.
The long and the short of it is that we are still heading north. But now we hope to return to the original plan and drive through China, rather than ship. We will probably be about a week late for our new visa date (which means about three weeks late for our original date), and then we will have a fortnight to blitz through China.
Today we sorted our Russian visas. Hopefully we leave tomorrow or Saturday.
But chances are the plan will have changed by then.

Ends
Mrdanmurdoch@gmail.com
For more of Dan’s blogs go to: danmurdoch.blogspot.com or www.Trabanttrek.org

Birthday Boy

Birthday Boy
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
October 19th, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

TODAY was my birthday.
Twenty-five.
I woke up early, ate a healthy breakfast of fresh grapefruit and muesli, drank decaffeinated coffee without sugar, flossed, went for a jog, showered, removed hair from the plug hole, got a smart, respectable new look, put on clean, ironed clothes, applied for a mortgage, got a small business starter loan, and began the quest for a wife.
None of that is true, but I suppose some people think it should be. I imagine my grandfather would tell me that he had already founded and sold two newspapers by the time he was my age. My mother was raising her first child (me).
But times change, and my fellow trekkers, who are all older, seem to have just as few tangible links to responsible society as I do.
Once I have entered the cycle of job, home, family, bills etc it seems there will be little opportunity for gallivanting across the world until I retire from it all, in what forty years time? I don’t see the need to rush into the rat race, and I was strangely happy to celebrate my birthday in Bishkek, a city I hadn’t even heard of a few months ago.

We spent the afternoon doing a clear out of the cars- stripping them and cleaning them up, redistributing the weight more evenly and trying to get organised.
Tony put together a list of what is wrong with the cars:

Fez
Tyres bald
Rear control arm weld needs reinforcement
Front lights broken
Breaks very dodgy
Passenger door interior torn off
Speakers blown

Ziggy
Weld the bumper back into place
Fix the starter
Sticky throttle, replace cables
No mirrors
No turn signal
One headlight dim
Cracked cylinder head
Windshield wipers have been torn off
Look at brakes
Rear control arm weld needs reinforcement

Dante
Sticky throttle, replace cables
Starter wiring dodgy
Radio blown
New fuse box needed
There is no exhaust pipe
Strengthen rear control arm
Passenger door swings open randomly

I am told that ‘sticky throttle’ means the accelerator has a tendency to get stuck down: “Its fine on the highways,” Tony explained, “not so good in the cities.”
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
We drank beer and I was presented with a cake, which was rather touching. Then we went to a restaurant for dinner, before heading to Metro, the six trekkers plus a bunch of new friends from the hostel.
The bar is a tiny microcosm of the West, almost like the set of Cheers has been displaced to the heart of Asia. You can order a burger or a burrito with your Bud. Sports channels churn out American football and baseball. On one corner TV the Air Force Network plays constantly. I had no idea there was such a thing as AFN, and it is a truly wonderful sight- a mix of wholesome US shows and sports interspersed with military advertising and warnings.
In the pub I couldn’t help but overhear snippets of conversation. A burly looking American with a crew cut: “I can’t imagine anything worse than being sent to an Afghan prison. I’ve seen Afghan jails and they are frightening. Must be the worst place on earth…”
A nerdy looking NGO type: “…you know they’re looking for a new macro consultant at DPNG. They need someone to work in their democratisation department…”
A strange group of contractors, the military and charity workers, eating pizza in their little oasis.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
From Metro to Golden Bull, via a tense standoff with some taxi drivers following an incident related to the etiquette of urinating in bushes.
It’s strange to be frisked by a man in military fatigues before you enter a club, but Westerners get in free at Golden Bull, for we are the money.
On Friday and Saturday night there are performances. A hooter sounds and evil looking henchman step in to clear the dance floor and keep the crowd orderly. Then the dancers step into the ring, normally a group of three or four boys or girls, all dressed up as gangsters, go-go girls or the like, performing well choreographed routines. Later in the evening some of the dancers get raunchier and expose a little flesh. It’s always impressive and breaks up the evening up nicely.
The women here love to dance and they pack the floor no matter what day of the week. There is always a ring of sour looking boyfriends standing around, staring menacingly at anyone who dances near their ladies.
The music in the club is generally rubbish, and my dancing is pathetic, truly terrible- I look a little like a deranged geography teacher having an epileptic fit at a trance party. So I get little joy from scaring people on the dance floor by shaking my thing to tunes I cant stand.
I tried it anyway.
It was rubbish.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
As I was the birthday boy, I was called on stage by Mikayel, my favourite gay pop star. He pretended not to know me, despite numerous introductions over the past month, and spoke in Russian a lot while I was on stage. The gang cheered loudly for me as I was presented with a bottle of something that smelled and tasted of old, fizzy vinegar.
Pretty much my last memory was sharing it with OJ, but I must have enjoyed myself because I was the last one back, arriving at the yurt alone at around 6:30am.
Carlos returned an hour earlier and had to break into the toilets to free OJ, who had fallen asleep on the crapper. Apparently he’d been locked in there for two hours, and when Carlos finally woke him, the big Slav threw up everywhere.

Being away from the cars for so long has given me a chance to walk. It sounds strange, but I haven’t really walked anywhere in months. A few nights ago I did the stroll from the centre of town back to the hostel. It was about three in the morning, and Bishkek was quiet. I felt calm in the ghostly silence of a sleeping city and the simple stroll gave my mind the chance to relax and wander.
A police car pulled up by a drunk-looking prostitute, and a dog trotted past on its own night time adventure. I passed a few emptying clubs, men and women spilling out onto the street to be heckled by taxi drivers.
Man was born to walk. As the only mammal to spend its days on two feet, it is something that defines us, that makes us human. The great evolutionary leap from the trees and onto our hind legs, freeing up our hands and allowing us to use tools, to build, to stroll about the savannah with a spear.
It was a mild night and I paced out a steady rhythm that my heart and lungs soon fell into time with, sending me into a meditation.
I must walk more, I thought.
I’ll file that one with ‘learn to dance,’ and ‘take more exercise’.
I'm only 25. Plenty of time.

Ends
Mrdanmurdoch@gmail.com
For more of Dan’s blogs go to: danmurdoch.blogspot.com or www.trabanttrek.org

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Meeting the Military

Meeting the military
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
October 3rd, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

BISHKEK has a large ex-pat community, mainly due to the Air Force Base at the airport. Used by Americans as a hub to supply Iraq, and by the UN as a base for operations in Afghanistan.
I’d imagined there’d be loads of GIs around the city, but there wasn’t a crew cut in site.
“US troops aren’t allowed off the base anymore,” an American contractor explained to me in a local bar, “they used to be allowed off but it didn’t work out. You have to remember, these guys aren’t like you and me, they’re not travellers. If someone bumps your elbow in the street you say hello. If these guys get jostled in the streets then they fight. They don’t understand being abroad. So they’re restricted to base after there was a bit of trouble.
“Bishkek is a transport hub. The troops on base could be anyone. They might be coming from operations in Afghanistan or Iraq, they could be straight from home, or they could be reservists.”
It must be strange coming from guarding a base in Iraq, where every local is a potential threat, to coming here.
“Damn straight. There was a big problem a few months ago when some guards at the base shot a local dead for carrying a screwdriver. That didn’t go down well with the Kyrgyz government.”
I asked how many troops there were at the base. He stepped back and raised his eyebrows.
“What?” I asked, “Do you know?”
“Oh I know alright, but that’s not the sort of question you’re supposed to ask,” he looked around then leaned in closer conspiratorially, “lets just say there’s more than 500, but not as many as 1,500.”
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Later that evening the same line of questioning got Carlos and I into trouble.
During a visit to the local club, Golden Bull, Carlos was surprised to bump into a load of Spanish military. Naturally two of his first questions were: “What are you doing here?” and “How many of you are there?”
He got talking while I was having a brief nap in the lavatory. They were part of the UN mission in Afghanistan.
Carlos found me and took me to meet them, but I was too tired to overcome the language barrier and instead napped on a sofa.
He woke me at about four or five am, as the club was closing, he was still happy, laughing and joking with the Spanish. But in the space of the 100m walk from my resting place to the door it all changed.
I'm not sure what was said, but they became very angry and aggressive. There was a lot of shouting. They demanded passport numbers, identification cards, papers.
“Your friend is not English,” Carlos translated what they were saying, “Your friend is not English and you have nothing to do with any NGO.”
They were accusing us of being spies, based on Carlos’ early questions and something I must have said in an inebriated state during our walk to the door.
“What did you say Dan?” he asked me, shaking slightly, “did you say anything to them about ETA of Al’ Qaeda?”
It was impossible to say.
I admitted I might have blurted anything out. It was quite upsetting, particularly for Carlos who had previously been enjoying some camaraderie with his compatriots.
We stayed inside hoping they would leave, but they laid in wait, and we ended up having to sneak away.

A few days later we bumped into the Spanish military again. Carlos asked what had happened that night, but they would only respond: “We cannot tell you. We cannot tell you.”
But they did say that they thought I was a German.

I ordered a fry up at a place called Fat Boys along the strip. The ingredients were correct- bacon, sausage, eggs, beans, toast- but somehow it was wrong, cooked a little different, strange brands, it wasn’t right.
Surrounded by English and American accents- I could have been nursing a hang over at home. It was hard not to overhear the American next to me: “I came here in ’94. It was completely different then.”
He spoke in that slow ponderous way of some American southerners: “Everything stopped at eight pm, all the transport, all the traffic. There were almost no lights in the city at night. It was dangerous to walk around just because you couldn’t see anything.
“Things have changed a heck of a lot. That’s right.”


The walk from the café, near the President’s palace, to our accommodation on the other side of town was a slow descent into degradation. I passed a whole family of beggars- eldest son in a wheelchair, youngest son squealing on a chunk of cardboard, mother squatting open palmed and sad eyed, clutching a grimy baby. Further on an old man sat with his scarf-swaddled wife in front of a lonely pile of grapes and stared at a pocket watch as if time had stood still. They had cleverly set up stall outside the supermarket, stealing custom from the big chain. But few people stopped at their forlorn stand. The couple’s main competitors in the fast grape market were some fat, angry-looking Russian women.
The fall of the Russians. What status did these bleach blonde babushkas enjoy before the Soviet rug was pulled from under them? Now they sit with the Kyrgyz and compete to sell bruised fruit.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
We were told our accommodation was student digs, but I saw few students there. The residents seemed to be the down on their luck, fallen-on-hard-times types: old men with crumpled fedoras and unironed shirts, a girl in her thirties with a perpetual scowl and a middle aged woman who refused to meet my eyes and ignored my daily greeting.
The courtyard was a menacing mix of old industrial waste, concrete slabs, metal pipes, bald tyres, and playful children.
One night the beggars who live under a curve in a pair of thick-set pipes set light to a few tyres and sat around the toxic smoke swigging vodka and shivering in their rags.
The next morning I kicked a football about with a few kids and a man in his early thirties approached and tried to head butt me. I wasn’t sure what he was shouting, and hoped he was being playful, but a kid behind him drew his finger across his throat and gestured that I should scarper.
Walking home late that evening, alone in the dark, a youngish man approached me. He was carrying a beer, and seemed a little the worse for wear, but didn’t come across as threatening.
“Why you walk alone? You have no friends?”
I thought he was mocking me: “No I have friends, they’re back at the apartment.”
“You not walk alone. This very dangerous. Many bad, bad men.”
I pulled my bag closer to me, felt the outline of my laptop jutting through the canvas, the lump of my camera protruding from my pocket, the mobile phone snuggled next to it, and my wallet, misleadingly fat with single dollar bills.
“This bad city. Bishkek dangerous. At night never alone.
“I work in Almaty. Big money there. I manage shop. $700 for one month. Here $300. Big money, oh yes, Kazakhstan beautiful. Money, money, money. Not dangerous like Bishkek. Here no money, many bad man.”
He took great pains to walk me near to my street then, for a reason I could not fathom offered me a small amount of cash, which I refused, and then he waved me off.
When I arrived outside our block two young men shouted at me in Russian, making me catch my breath. I was relieved to turn and see them clutching their heart in the local greeting.
I remembered the parting advice of one of the Richter ladies who had found the place for us: “Don’t leave your documents in your room, It is not safe.”
How reassuring, thanks for looking after us.
The following day I told a friendly waiter in a nearby restaurant that I was staying near Osh Bazaar: “You must be careful,” he replied, “Bishkek is a dangerous and criminal place. There is a lot of bad people here, especially at the bazaar. You must be careful.”
At night the babushkas close a thick iron grill across the entrance to our corridor. I'm not sure if it makes me feel safe or not.

The following day I was relieved to be told by Richter that we had outstayed our welcome in their free accommodation. They explained that there was a conference taking place for nurses from all over Kyrgyzstan and our rooms had been booked up. We had been there two weeks, it seemed fair enough.
The Richter girls showed us to a pleasant family run hostel already full of tourists, where there were showering facilities and a breakfast option, all for $6 a night.
I was pleased to get away from the seedy Osh Bazaar, but four days later I returned to pick up some contact lenses that I had forgotten, and our rooms, the ones booked up by the nurses, stood glaringly empty.

Ends
mrdanmurdoch@gmail.com
For more of Dan’s blogs visit: danmurdoch.blogspot.com or www.trabanttrek.org

The Center for the Protection of Children, Bishkek

The Centre for the Protection of Children
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
October 16th, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

AMONG the busy stalls and back alleys of Bishkek’s bazaars, one organisation is offering a way out for young children forced to abandon their education and work to survive.
The Centre for the Protection of Children (CPC) has spent the last nine years working with children living on Bishkek’s streets, or working instead of going to school.
The burgeoning charity, which has 35 staff on the pay-roll, is based in Astrahanskay Street, where it has classrooms, workshops, offices, a medical centre and dormitories that house 20 children who were previously living rough.
It also has premises in Osh Bazaar and Dordoy Bazaar, which have a regular programme of workshops, a daily meal and first aid facilities along with access to counselling and advice for both children and parents.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
From these bases the CPC team run outreach programmes that meet working children in the bazaars and try to encourage them to return to school.
CPC co-founder and executive Mira Itikeeva admits it is a difficult task: “It is a very hard job. Sometimes these children are living in terrible conditions in unfinished buildings like the ones near Fujika Park. They want to go to school, but they are often working to survive, just to buy bread, so it is hard for them.”
Despite the size of the task CPC boasts sending 112 children back into education last year, and another 118 this academic year.
“It is important to work with the schools. They are sometimes not ready to take these children back because they have gaps in their education and the teachers can have a bad attitude,” Mrs Itikeeva added.
But the charity is worried that this process has been made more difficult by the recent price rises for bread and vegetables: “Because of this more families need money and there may be more children being sent out to work,” said Mrs Itikeeva.
CPC helps around 170 children on a daily basis, but as many as 350 children, and their families, over the course of a year.
Training offered by the charity includes leadership and communication skills, advice on children’s rights and sexual health, along with informal classes in maths, reading and writing to help children return to school.
The charity’s sewing workshop in Astrahanskay Street has proved a particular success. Some of the girls who attend have been able to return to education and still make more money using their newfound skills than they ever did working in the bazaar. According to Mrs Itikeeva this also helps the children’s parents to understand the value of education

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
For the children living with CPC, long-term solutions are reunification with parents or family, or adoption. However, Mrs Itikeeva says international adoption is a problem because there is no monitoring system, leaving the children open to exploitation. CPC does run a programme allowing individuals to sponsor a child’s education. For 350s ($10) a month donors can help their chosen child to pay for school supplies and uniforms. The charity is planning to start providing reports of the child’s progress to their sponsors twice a year to try and boost take up of the scheme.

The CPC operation is funded by donations, some from the Netherlands, but the vast majority from the Danish charity Operation Day’s Work.
Despite her organisation’s majority foreign funding, Mrs Itikeeva thinks the Kyrgyz authorities are slowly coming round to the issue: “At the end of the 90s the government was saying that there were no street children in Bishkek, now they recognise there is a problem. But still there are no specific laws about child labour.”
She hopes the work of CPC will continue to provide support for children who have nowhere else to turn.

Ends

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

Crossroads: An Update

Crossroad: An Update
Bishkek, Dushanbe
October 9, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

"The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; the optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
Winston Churchill

WE ARE scattered. The team is spread across two countries and three cities in and around Central Asia’s craggy, imposing` mountain ranges.

Lovey has spent the last ten days in Dushanbe trying to sort out visas for our American contingent. The Tajik capital is currently hosting an international conference and every hotel in the city is booked, forcing J Lov to prostitute himself to find a place to stay. The poor chap has spent most of his days queuing and arguing at embassies, walking the same streets between the internet café, consulate and his accommodation.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
OJ and TP, the other surviving members of Team USA, are in Khorog, high in the Pamir Mountains. Both of them are under house arrest, closely guarded by the Tajik KGB. It is illegal for foreigners to be out without their passports, which Lovey has in Dushanbe, and the pair were repeatedly arrested during their first few days without documents.
You would think a six-foot-three goliath of a Yank and a moustachioed Mexican with a Mohawk would be able to escape attention in a small Tajik mountain village. Maybe the brightly coloured German cars blew their cover?
Whatever happened, I’ll find out soon, but I know they have been subjected to constant police harassment and are now bound to their homestay, where, thankfully, the owners have taken pity and begun to feed them for free each night.
I'm not sure what curious cabin fever their enforced proximity has created, but during a recent Gmail chat both complained to me, quite separately, that the other smelled.
Team Europe, Carlos, Zsofi and I, are in the Kyrgyz capital of Bishkek, staying in what may have been the inspiration for Prisoner Cell Block H, but without the lesbians. Actually we are probably Prisoner Cell Block Q or R, nothing as luxurious as H, where I hear they have their own shower.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Our continuing mission: to get to Cambodia, has taken some violent twists in the last few weeks. Crippled by a series of breakdowns on the Tajik-Afghan border, we were forced to stall the Trek to confront a number of burgeoning visa crises.
Between us we need new visas for the next four countries along our route: Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan and Russia. This being former-Soviet territory, any brush with authority puts you at the delightful whimsy of former-Soviet bureaucracy, and the visas have been a handful, setting us back a week, and they are still not finished.
But the delay has thrown up an even greater hurdle- looming large in the distance is China, an undoubted highlight of the trip, a booming country and culture we are all desperate to taste. But also a system of paperwork and officialdom that makes Turkmenistan look like a Parisian hippy community of liberal utopians.
To get a visa for our expedition in China takes has taken three months and is costing us $8,000 for the documents for three cars and six people. Our points of entry and exit are fixed, as are the dates, and the Chinese insist we pay to have a guide with us for the whole month. Hence the ridiculous costs involved.
The problem is we are almost undoubtedly going to miss our fixed entry date. But what we find infuriating is that we are actually on China’s western frontier right now- both Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan have open borders with the country. But the Chinese are refusing to let us change our point of entry. This means we have to circumnavigate the whole of north west China, a trip of thousands of kilometres up the length of Kazakhstan, across miles of Siberian wilderness, and down through Mongolia, a country that has more horses than cars.
Of course this was our original route, but, judging on previous form, it will probably take three weeks to a month. We have two weeks before we have to enter China, according to the terms of our visa.
Not gonna happen.
So we apply for a new visa? It takes at least two months to do and will mean another $2,000 deposit. No one can afford to sit in freezing Mongolia, where it was -14c yesterday, for two months.
So we have to seriously contemplate an alternative to China. We still haven’t paid $6,000 for our Chinese visas, so we have $6,000 to play with to find a way of avoiding the country.
“Blue sky thinking people, lets think outside the box here.”
Or something like that.
So far our ‘best idea’, and I use that term loosely, is to ship the cars through or around the country.
We’ve had to get our atlases out, but one option is to drive to Vladivostok, Russia’s icy eastern port, and get a ferry from there to the northern part of South Korea. We then drive down the Korean peninsular to the southern port of Pusan where we would get a cargo ship to take us around China- possibly to Singapore. From there we could drive north through Malaysia and Thailand, and east into Cambodia.
Crazy.
The other option is to drive to Ulaanbaatar, the Mongolian capital, and try to get the cars onto a freight train to take them through China, possibly to Bangkok, Thailand or Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. We would either go along with the freight or sort out individual visas (a much easier process) and travel behind. Then collect the cars and continue to Cambodia.
Mental.
Both options mean taking on the challenging drive to the north east of Asia almost a month later than originally planned. The weather is closing in- it is freezing here already- and it will mean tackling snow and ice, which we hadn’t anticipated. This area is also the most isolated part of the trip, a terrible place to break down, and if we go through Mongolia there will be few roads.
The shipping option could also involve a couple of weeks at sea.
A third option is to try and get the cars onto a train to Ulaanbaatar from here in Bishkek. If it is possible there is a slim hope we can still make our Chinese visa and would miss the terrible drive around the borders of China.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
So there we go. We are in contact with freight and shipping companies (if anyone knows of any in the region, please get in touch) and await their replies to see if any of these ‘plans’ are even feasible.
Hopefully Lovey will fly back to Khorog tomorrow and Team USA can begin the trip over the Pamir Mountains. It’s maybe a week’s drive till they get here to Bishkek, then we need another four or five days to sort out final visas and make our decision.

Our route and our trek could soon be changing dramatically. Personally, I'm excited. I love change, and I love the idea that we can tackle the Chinese challenge by doing something completely ridiculous like taking to the sea with the Trabbis.
I'm up for the shipping option.
I wonder what Korea is like in November?

Ends
mrdanmurdoch@gmail.com
For more of Dan’s blogs go to: danmurdoch.blogspot.com or trabanttrek.org

Notes on showering etiquette in Central Asia

Notes on showering etiquette in Central Asia
Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
October 8th, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

THE SHOWERING situation here is quite an adventure. The facilities are very much communal, shared between three large apartment blocks. Inside what I shall politely call the gentleman’s washroom, but may be better termed a small, filthy cesspit, there are three showers, which in my experience are shared between six people.
The routine is this: you jump in the shower for a quick rinse, wait for the naked men surrounding you to start staring, then step out and begin to lather yourself. You will have to wait near a shower for at least five minutes, dripping and soapy like some fluffy yeti, for a gap to appear beneath the crowded nozzles. When you see a space it is imperative to jump in quickly and wash off the spuds, before the other nudies get annoyed.
You may then retreat to the relative safety of the dressing area, pleasantly decorated with live moss, where people perpetually leave the door open to the wider world, leaving you horribly at risk of a terrible exposure.
Of course I always seem to arrive in the washroom when there is a deep queue for each shower. So I have to hover, in full naked glory, waiting for my go and wondering where to look. I normally stare at my miniature aeroplane bottle of shampoo, which is about the size of a teabag and written entirely in Russian, a language so foreign it uses a different alphabet, and is utterly, utterly indecipherable to me.
I'm sure this ruse is wearing off, but I have yet to work out the correct posture to adopt when standing in a room full of naked Kyrgyz.
But I tell you this: I have seen more cock in the last ten days than the preceding ten years.
And the Asian penis has been hugely underestimated.

Ends
mrdanmurdoch@gmail.com
For more of Dan’s blogs visit: danmurdoch.blogspot.com or www.trabanttrek.org

Impressions of Osh and Bishkek

Impressions of Osh and Bishkek
Kyrgyzstan
September 29th – October 3rd, 2007
By Dan Murdoch

OSH is famous for its bazaar, though I wasn’t that impressed. My favourite stall
sold a single roller blade, four wind-dial telephones, a selection of second hand electricity sockets, various ratchets, one faucet, two plates, a cashiers tray, a wing mirror, one large cooking pot and assorted nuts, bolts and screws.
The man’s entire business.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Cobblers lined the rusting bridge repairing tatty shoes over a dirty river.
From the thick crowd an old man held my hand tight: “Manchester United?” he asked.
“Yes.”
“Aha,” he celebrated this victory of communication long and hard before expanding: “Anglia Ruski tree nil”
“Yes, we beat the Russians.”
“Aha,” another victory cry, he still wouldn’t release my hand, “Chelsea?”
“No, Chelsea are boring, Chelsea eta scoochnaya.”
“Aha,” he loved that one and squeezed my hand tightly. The conversation was typical of my travels. Pretty much everywhere I have been in the world, except the United States, people speak the international language of football.
“Beckham, America?”
Even here, in this strange outpost of civilisation, Beckham’s move the states is big news.

Many of the city’s buildings still bear communist murals depicting strong boned, clean shaven men in factory overalls and bright eyed independent women in jeans in front of ploughed field and assembly lines. At least Sovietism was a victory for women’s rights.
A fantastic variety of hats top the streets. Little skull caps, clinging to the back of the head, sharp cut fedoras in pale blue with embroidered ribbons, the sweeping Pamir hat looking impossibly balanced and ready to topple.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
We visited Salaman mountain- where all your dreams come true. According to legend Mohammed came through here and camped for the night. At the spot where he slept the ground rose up to form a mountain in the exact shape of his reclined body.
The mountain is etched with lover’s graffiti, messages entirely suitable of a geological miracle, such as “Samir loves Ruia”.
If you take a dried thistle from the mountain’s soil you can cleanse your home of evil spirits, and by tying a strip of ribbon to a tree your dreams will come true in a week. You slide down a few metres of smoothed rock seven times to cure back problems and place your hand in a hole three times to have a wish granted. Pilgrims crawl into a tiny crevice to pray to Allah, and joggers exercise on the undulating path. The foot of the hill is a sprawling cemetery of people wishing to forever lie where the Prophet once rested.
From the top Osh stretches out across the wide river valley, a beautiful respite from the mountains. It looked greener than from the ground, a neat grid of tree lined roads, few buildings breaking the two-storey skyline.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
In Kyrgyzstan one of our main sponsors, the pharmaceutical giant Richter, has a base. So here they have been helping us out with visas, transport and accommodation.
The country is divided into north and south by a range of snowy mountains. The north is the more Russified, and has always held the reigns of power from the capital, Bishkek. The south is more conservative and more Muslim, and, in 2003 revolted, beginning in the cities of Osh and Jahalabad.
I asked one of our Richter contacts how things had changed since then.
“In 2003,” she told me, “People wanted a change- the president had put all the power in his family and people were not happy. After that many people left Kyrgyzstan. It was a difficult time. But now things are safe. People are calm and friendly, they have smiles.
”On October 21 we vote on a new constitution and that should help make the country more democratic.”
But when I arrived in Bishkek and asked the same question, I got a different answer: “Things are worse since 2003,” the Richter lady told me. She said she was Russian, but was born in Kyrgyzstan, to Kyrgyz parents, and had lived and worked here all her life. “There is less money. The country is going nowhere. There is no money here. Not like Kazakhstan or Russia. Kyrgyz people do not make anything. They just buy and sell things in the bazaar.
“The culture of our people is not great. They do not wash their hands before they eat, they eat from the same plate. I cannot understand it.”
We were driving through the city and she paused to point: “That is our White House,” she explained, gesturing at a crumbling concrete edifice surrounded by limp fountains.
What about the new constitution?
“Bah,” she scoffed, “three weeks until the vote and still we have not been allowed to see the document. Why do you think that is? No, there will be no more rights for us. The leaders don’t care about democracy.”
Is there corruption?
“Oh yes, of course. Everywhere. People have so little money. If they are in a position with power then they use it to make money for themselves. I think corruption is in the blood of our people.”
Strong words, but I didn’t take them to heart. A wannabe Russian living in the city.

We had been looking forward to the accommodation Richter had promised to provide in Bishkek, but when we started pulling into a down-trodden ill-paved courtyard my heart sank.
We got out of the car, and a thick breeze scooped up rafts of dust, sand and litter and swung them into shawled faces of poor old ladies. This is not what I was hoping for. Our apartment had the demoralising ambiance of a prison block, even the cockroaches looked embarrassed to be seen there. Then the cherry: no showers. The simplest of pleasures, but we were desperate for a hot shower, it had been days. But we would have to go to a public washroom across the street.

Ends
mrdanmurdoch@gmail.com
For more of Dan’s blogs visit: danmurdoch.blogspot.com or www.trabanttrek.org